The Fun Starts Here http://www.meiko-mlg.com Tue, 20 May 2008 02:53:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 en You might be a member of the Taliban if http://www.meiko-mlg.com/2008/05/19/you-might-be-a-member-of-the-taliban-if/ http://www.meiko-mlg.com/2008/05/19/you-might-be-a-member-of-the-taliban-if/#comments Tue, 20 May 2008 02:53:39 +0000 FunMeister http://www.meiko-mlg.com/2008/05/19/you-might-be-a-member-of-the-taliban-if/ SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "You might be a member of the Taliban if", url: "http://www.meiko-mlg.com/2008/05/19/you-might-be-a-member-of-the-taliban-if/" } ); ]]> 10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can’t afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your robe.

4. You’ve never been asked, ‘Does this Burka make my butt look fat?’

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.

2. You’ve never uttered the phrase, ‘I love what you’ve done with your
cave.’

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban or
Al-Qaeda…

1. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean

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Short line, just one lady in front of me…an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated

She asked the teller, ‘Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?’

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, ‘Fluctuations’ .

The Asian lady says, ‘Fluc you white people, too’.

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-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no…I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn’t that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast…

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A golden retriever.

Blonde

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

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