Reason #8: Because you will not only dream with a bear barrel, you will sleep with one too! It may not bee that bad, so read on…

Reason #7: Because you might not want to use shaving cream or banana EVER.

Reason #6: Because you won’t be able to find a toothpick, unless you look in the mirror.

Reason #5: Because you may never want to play jenga again.

Reason #4: Because your Christmas present will be Vesteva.

Reason #3: Well, the guys will sure want to go camping with you.

Reason #2: Because a hangover will be the least of your problems.

Reason #1: Because you will wake up with a dry mouth.