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Filed Under (jokes) by FunMeister on 25-04-2007

Do you speak english ?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no…I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn’t that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast…

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