What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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Let's Offend Everyone! by FunMeister on February 4th, 2008
1) What's the Cuban National Anthem?
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
2) Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar
3) What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong
4) What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
5) What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring
6) In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
You might be a member of the Taliban if by FunMeister on May 19th, 2008
10.
Do you speak english? by FunMeister on April 25th, 2008
Do you speak english ?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
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