Archive for February, 2008
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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You might be a member of the Taliban if by FunMeister on May 19th, 2008
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Do you speak english? by FunMeister on April 25th, 2008
Do you speak english ?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
Let's Offend Everyone! by FunMeister on February 4th, 2008
1) What's the Cuban National Anthem?
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
2) Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar
3) What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong
4) What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
5) What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring
6) In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
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Are you sure that's the right way to go? by FunMeister on February 8th, 2008
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Are you sure that's the right way to go? by FunMeister on February 8th, 2008
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Do I want to take that road…?
“1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15, y0u r34||y n33d 70 637 |41d.” - unknown
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Funny Computer Quotes by FunMeister on February 2nd, 2008
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
Reason #8: Because you will not only dream with a bear barrel, you will sleep with one too! It may not bee that bad, so read on…
Reason #7: Because you might not want to use shaving cream or banana EVER.
Reason #6: Because you won’t be able to find a toothpick, unless you look in the mirror.
Reason #5: Because you may never want to play jenga again.
Reason #4: Because your Christmas present will be Vesteva.
Reason #3: Well, the guys will sure want to go camping with you.
Reason #2: Because a hangover will be the least of your problems.
Reason #1: Because you will wake up with a dry mouth.
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