May
16
Filed Under (funny stories) by FunMeister

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

Short line, just one lady in front of me…an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated

She asked the teller, ‘Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?’

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, ‘Fluctuations’ .

The Asian lady says, ‘Fluc you white people, too’.


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May
16
Filed Under (photos) by FunMeister

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Apr
25
Filed Under (jokes) by FunMeister

Do you speak english ?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no…I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn’t that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast…

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Jokes by FunMeister on February 19th, 2008
What do you call a smart blonde? A .


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Mar
25
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I love Soccer 1

I love Soccer 2

I love Soccer 3


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Mar
06
Filed Under (funny videos) by FunMeister

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Feb
20
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Feb
20
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Feb
19
Filed Under (jokes) by FunMeister

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

Blonde

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

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Do you speak english ? -Yes! -Name? -Abdul al-Rhazib.

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Feb
15
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Feb
15
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