I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line, just one lady in front of me…an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated
She asked the teller, ‘Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?’
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, ‘Fluctuations’ .
The Asian lady says, ‘Fluc you white people, too’.
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-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no…I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn’t that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast…
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Let's Offend Everyone! by FunMeister on February 4th, 2008
1) What's the Cuban National Anthem?
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
2) Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar
3) What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong
4) What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
5) What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring
6) In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
Jokes by FunMeister on February 19th, 2008
What do you call a smart blonde?
A .
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A golden retriever.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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Do you speak english? by FunMeister on April 25th, 2008
Do you speak english ?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
Let's Offend Everyone! by FunMeister on February 4th, 2008
1) What's the Cuban National Anthem?
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
2) Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar
3) What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong
4) What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
5) What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring
6) In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
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